Sunday, Sep 28, 2014 – Diamondbacks … the baseball team, not the snakes

We traveled to Phoenix via Interstate10, and I was skeptical when I saw this segment designated as a Scenic Highway. I mean, I like the desert, but I wasn’t expecting real scenicness. But it was, it was just beautiful, right from the hills of Banning Canyon on the north that looked like the green rug my brother Steve used to heap up to make hills for train layouts

Banning Canyon mountains
Banning Canyon mountains
to the jaggedy young mountains on the south, nearer Phoenix, that I think were either the New Water or the Kofa Mountains. (I’m not sure which because I didn’t have an Arizona map and never knew exactly where we were.)

Either New Water or Kofa Mountains
Either New Water or Kofa Mountains
We were surprised to find Arizona much greener than the parched California that we’ve spent more than a month in. It seems the hurricanes that made San Diego so muggy brought actual rain to Arizona, lots of it, on numerous occasions. So unusual for this time of year!

In fact, we arrived in Phoenix in the last moments of a huge rainstorm that brought down trees, caused widespread power outages, and dumped record rainfall on Sky Harbor Airport. (Note: best airport name anywhere!)

Phoenix gully-washer
Phoenix gully-washer
Although the rain pretty much stopped before we got there, seeing Phoenix wet was just plain weird.

So why did I not have an Arizona map? It’s not like me to be unprepared in that way. It’s because we hadn’t planned to be in Arizona. The next chapter of this trip takes place in southern Utah, visiting the national parks there, and we had thought we’d be driving there through Nevada (which I do have a map for). But recently I got to thinking about the fact that it’s going to be hard for me to visit the Arizona Diamondbacks stadium during baseball season because I don’t want to GO to Arizona during baseball season – too hot! Then it’s also a fact that it’s possible to get to Utah by way of Phoenix rather than Las Vegas, that the last day of the regular baseball season is two days after the end of the muster, and that Phoenix is only 167 miles east of Hemet, so – here we are!

Chase Field, in downtown Phoenix, is about the same age as the Mariners’ Safeco Field, but the two are so different. For starters, Chase has a roof that is closed almost all the time due to the heat, so it has the feel of an indoor stadium, although there is glass that lets in sunlight high up, and natural grass. (Safeco doesn’t actually have a roof – it has a sort of umbrella, so it’s never completely closed, and when the roof is extended you can see the rain falling.) I know a lot of people like Chase, but for me an indoor baseball stadium immediately loses its raison d’être, and I just can’t like it very much.

Patrick at Chase Field
Patrick at Chase Field
The stadium has a very architectural look, inside and out, in the sense that you never forget that you’re in a built environment – everything you see has obviously been designed by CAD. The interior is visually very busy! The center field video scoreboard, known as DBTV, is one of the largest television screens in the country. During the game, DBTV has more stats posted on it about every hitter and pitcher than any one person would ever need to know, and lots more information gets put up there in between pitches. Then there are two large video boards on each side of it primarily used for the lineups, although sometimes that information disappears and other things go up. There’s also an electronic screen showing scores of other current games, and I think one for standings, and other electronics that I never did quite figure out.

Patrick & Carol, busy background
Patrick & Carol, busy background

However, for some reason we could never tell what the actual score in the game was. It was probably up there somewhere, but there was no plain hand-operated score board that would tell you what inning it was, and who was winning. It was all too busy and confusing. I compare it to the scoreboard at Fenway Park, which was also electronic, expensive, and sophisticated, but which somehow retained the simplicity and directness of an old-fashioned scoreboard.

We took our walkabout around the concourses and found much to like on the main concourse. The field is easily seen from everywhere, although places to relax and view the game from other than your paid seat were few. There are lots of suites. One unique feature of this stadium: a swimming pool and hot tub just beyond the right-centerfield fence. You have to reserve it ahead of time, just as you would a suite, for a mere $3500 per game. But you can invite up to 35 friends, and the pool opens two hours before first pitch and includes food and beverage – what a deal!

Pool & hot tub
Pool & hot tub
Now, you would assume that the Diamondbacks mascot would be a snake, right? and I was wondering how that snake would slither around and dance on the roof of the dugout and high-five the fans. But no. It’s D. Baxter, the Bobcat – ??

D. Baxter, the Bobcat
D. Baxter, the Bobcat
Chase Field does have a live organ player, and not a lot of overamplified recorded music is played during the game, which is a blessing. Artwork and historical pieces from all of baseball, not just the Diamondbacks, line many of the corridors, and they’re cool (especially the one of Kirk Gibson hitting the walk-off home run in Game 1 of the 1988 earthquake World Series).

Art on the walls
Art on the walls
But I was astonished not to see a single thing recognizing Randy Johnson, who only led the D-backs to a World Series win in 2001 and pitched a perfect game for Arizona in 2004. They don’t seem to celebrate their own history. What team doesn’t celebrate its own history? What team doesn’t boast that it’s better than everyone else in some way, that doesn’t think it should win and the other guys should lose? I think of the snarling tigers all over Tiger Stadium – you never forget whose stadium you’re in. Chase Field seems to profess a sort of pleasant neutrality, as if it’s the home of Anyteam, so as not to offend anyone. That seemed odd to me, off-key, as did a number of things about the park. There just seemed to be something lacking in this stadium, some essence of baseball, some nucleus of charm, that had been omitted in the CAD designs.

Now, I know you’re wondering about the food. Chase Field offers a huge variety of food throughout the ballpark and the concourse is lined with concession stands, permanent ones along the outside wall and various carts that are right above the seating areas, where they don’t block your view of the game. Many carts offer the D-Backs signature $4 beer, billed as the cheapest beer in Major League Baseball. There are chain outlets such as Fatburgers, Panda Express, Subway, and Cold Stone Creamery, which I don’t like to see at ballparks (although that didn’t stop us from having some CSC ice cream, very yummy).

Deciding what to eat took some research and thought, but we finally settled on a $7 Sonoran-style hot dog from Red Hot Grill. The thick, juicy dog comes wrapped in mesquite-smoked bacon, covered in pico de gallo and ranch-style beans, with an artistic drizzle of some sort of white stuff over all (sour cream? mayo?). Messy, but very, very tasty.

Sonoran-style hot dog
Sonoran-style hot dog
The D-Backs were playing the St Louis Cardinals, who had just clinched their playoff spot before the game. There were a lot of Cards fans in the house, as a lot of Phoenix residents and visitors are Midwesterners, and both teams wear red, so we heard cheering for both sides.

I was quite distracted, though, throughout the game because simultaneously the Mariners were playing the Angels with a wild-card spot in the playoffs at stake. The Ms won, but we needed the As to lose to the Rangers at the same time, and unfortunately they didn’t. Sigh. So baseball is over for this season for the Mariners, but we’re amazed at and proud of what they accomplished this year. As far as who won the Diamondbacks-Cardinals game, I dunno. Never figured it out.